A boy comes home from school at 7PM. His dad is PISSED.
"Where have you been?"
The son replies "I was at Megan's house. We were studying for tomorrow's algebra test."
He grabs a snack off the table and says "Wow, dad, these crab cakes are delicious!"
Dad says, "Go wash your hands, you moron. Those are donuts."
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