Tuesday, January 31, 2023

A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar, watching the 11 o’clock news on the TV. The lead story is about a man at the top of a skyscraper, getting ready to leap to his death…

The brunette looks at the blonde and says, “20 bucks says he jumps.”

The blonde shrugs her shoulders and says, “Ok, it’s a bet.”

Sure enough, two minutes into the newscast, the man jumps to his death.

The blonde reaches into her purse and pulls out a twenty. “I guess I owe you,” she says.

The brunette shakes her head and says, “I saw this on the 6 o’clock news and I knew he was gonna jump. I can’t take advantage of you like that.”

The blonde says, “I saw this on the 6 o’clock news, too. I just didn’t think he would jump again!”

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