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Saturday, December 31, 2022
To dance with the guy at the concert
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Not to brag, but my friends and I did a lot of experimenting with drugs and sex when we were in college.
Unfortunately I was part of the control group.
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Nobody works, nobody gives a damn anymore because of socialism
Article URL: https://www.businessinsider.com/nobody-works-nobody-gives-damn-anymore-home-depot-bernie-marcus-2022-12
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34199132
Points: 4
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Ummm, yeah.
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tell me what?
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Friday, December 30, 2022
According to the old testament, homosexuality is fine as long as you're high.
Because it states that a man who lays with another man should be stoned.
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PostgreSQL and Software Development
Article URL: https://hdombrovskaya.wordpress.com/2022/12/29/pgsql-phriday-004-postgresql-and-software-development/
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34188320
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Americans now say they will need $1.25 million to retire comfortably, survey finds
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What did Beyonce say to the boy who lost his balloon?
If you liked it then you shoulda put a string on it.
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Thursday, December 29, 2022
an elephant is walking through the jungle when he realizes he's stuck in quicksand and sinking
He reaches out with his trunk and grabs a branch. He attempts to haul himself in but the branch brakes and he begins sinking even quicker. The elephant begins yelling for help and a Mouse runs up "What's wrong Mr elephant?" said the mouse " I am stuck in quicksand and sinking to my Doom.please save me" the elephant replies " fear not, Noble pachyderm,," said the mouse:" for I will return forthwith with a method to your salvation" And the mouse ran off back into the jungle. The elephant tried to wait as patiently as he could, but minute by minute he felt him slowly being sucked down. Just as his eyes were about to sink below the surface he heard a rumbling and a large monster truck pulled up. The mouse jumped out ran to the back grabbed a rope tied it to the bumper and threw the Rope to the elephant. " hang on dear friend" the mouse yelled as he put the Roaring truck into gear. A few moments later the elephant was safely back on dry land. " o Valiant Mouse I am forever indebted to you and I thank you on behalf of my wife and children for my life" The mouse gives him a thumbs up jumps in the monster truck and Roars off back into the jungle.
A few months later the mouse is scampering through the woods when suddenly he realizes that he has wandered inquicksand and is quickly sinking. " help! Help! "He yells " I am in peril and fear this shall be my last day"
From far away he hears a loud" boom boom boom boom" and feels the ground shake. The elephant runs into the clearing and yells out to the mouse. "O mouse my dearest friend, what dread falls upon you this day?" The elephant asks " I too have fallen victum to this vile quicksand" says the mouse.. He reaches down into his pockets and withdraws a set of keys." Here my fine friend, take my keys and return post haste with my vehicle" " nay my Boon companion that will not be necessary". The elephant says. And with that he reaches between his legs and pulls out his penis. He unrolls it across the quicksand and the mouse grabs it by the head. The elephant takes a few steps back and pulls the mouse to safety. " I thank you kind sir for saving my life. I call our debt canceled"
The two shake hands and then walk off into the forest and different directions.
And the moral to this story is " if you're hung like an elephant you don't need a lifted truck"
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Spying on the scammers part 5 [video]
Article URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBNUOojLQVI
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34176880
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Skating in Colombia
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India aims to ‘democratise’ online shopping with ecommerce network
Article URL: https://www.ft.com/content/b1bc25c5-43c8-458d-bdc3-ab66c7cb5ba1
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34176225
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why was the computer cold?
Because it left it's windows open.
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Wednesday, December 28, 2022
The Open Source Logo Shopify ArrowAlternative
Article URL: https://medusajs.com/
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34164986
Points: 1
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Girl smoking fentanyl in school bathroom
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If Chuck Norris hadn't existed...
Chuck Norris would have invented him.
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Faster Apple Builds with the lld Linker
Article URL: https://eisel.me/lld
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34164196
Points: 1
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Financially, it doesn't make sense to stay in Canada
I was lucky enough to hit a financial milestone, 130K for this year. But I paid almost 40K in taxes and bonus got taxed at 40%. Here is why paying this much in taxes upsets me. In Sep, I started looking for a family doctor, since mine retired 5 years ago. First, it was difficult to find a doctor that accepts new patients. Once I found one, earliest appointment I could get was in December. Seriously?
I recently had a baby and finding a pediatrician was a nightmare as well. We were really happy to find out, but after the first appointment I could tell why this doctor was still available. He didn't answer out questions, rushed through the appointment and generally not very helpful at all. Our main source of information is friends and google.
As Canadians, we are proud of our healthcare and social assistance. In my case, healthcare was a fail. My wife is on EI right, but it tops up at ~30K/year. With amount of tax I paid this year, I could have gotten a top of the line private insurance in US and covered whatever my wife is getting from EI.
Then, add the fact that things in Canada cost a lot more than in US. For example, a set of winter tires will set you back $1500, in US it under a grand. Why? How many times have you watched a diy youtube tutorial and then priced out the same items in Canada and the cost of the project is 20% more. Again, why?
Don't get me wrong, I am not ranting about paying taxes. I came from a low income family and financial assistance helped my family get our feet. But financial assistance is nowhere enough to help people in need.
I always thought people talking moving to US crazy, but I think I am starting to realize that its a better prospect that I thought.
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Tuesday, December 27, 2022
poor guy is refused his prescription because hes paying in coin rolls. says its his only form of payment at the time
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Standing on melting ice.
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Teacher farts on zoom meeting
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what do you call a Rhino that mates with an Elephant?
ell'if'ino
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Machine-Learning-Inspired Spiking Neural Network Modeling on BrainScaleS-2
Article URL: https://arxiv.org/abs/2212.12210
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34152072
Points: 2
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Forbes estimates the current value of DCG to be approximately $0
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34152059
Points: 2
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Monday, December 26, 2022
Waiter Shortage Hits London Restaurants After Brexit
Article URL: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/22/world/europe/uk-restaurants-waiters-brexit.html
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34141001
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![[Highlight] Aaron Gordon destroys Landry Shamet with the one handed jam as the play gets reviewed for an offensive foul](https://external-preview.redd.it/06DzTgGWnJywMrjn75B4lNtH-Db-IrHh9Z0q_o3-v90.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0e2ae33e4c6dcf425183f267cdd48443fe6591c6 "[Highlight] Aaron Gordon destroys Landry Shamet with the one handed jam as the play gets reviewed for an offensive foul")
Organizational Muscle Memory
Article URL: https://blog.geomusings.com/2022/12/22/organizational-muscle-memory/
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34140435
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How much money would change your life right now?
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Asking for toilet jokes
I asked for some toilet jokes.
They all turned out to be crap.
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Sunday, December 25, 2022
Hello-DL – A from scratch introduction to modern machine learning
Article URL: https://github.com/berthubert/hello-dl
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34130309
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A Young Boy skips school and returns home to play video games.
As the boy is playing his games, he hears his mother's car pulling into the driveway. He runs to hide in his parents closet. His mother is carried into the room by her secret lover and through the crack in the closet door, the boy witnesses everything.
The fathers car pulls up in the driveway a little while later and the mother and lover immediately stop, kiss, and frantically throw their clothes back on and the mother shoves the lover into the closet where the boy is hiding.
The boy says, "Dark in here, huh?"
The lover, taken aback for a bit composes himself and whispers back, "Yep."
The boy says, "I have a baseball bat, you know."
"That's nice.." says the lover
"I'll sell it to you for 500 bucks."
"No thanks, kid. Shhh"
"I saw everything, I'll yell for my dad if you don't buy it."
"..okay okay" and he forks over the money"
A few days later the boy skips school again, and again the mother pulls into the driveway with her lover. So the boy runs to hide in the closet and sees everything again. The father pulls up and again the lover is shoved into the closet to hide.
"Dark in here, huh?" Whispers the boy.
"Shit.." says the lover.
"I got a 500 dollar baseball glove... I'll yell for my da-"
Before the boy can continue his threat, the lover forks over another 500 bucks for the glove.
A few days later, the father asks the boy if he would like to go outside and play baseball. The boy says, " I can't Dad, I sold my baseball bat and glove for 1,000 bucks."
"But son!!" Begins the father, upset. "You know those things weren't worth that much!! You must've scammed someone out of their money. I'm taking you straight to the church so you can confess your sin to the priest."
He takes his son straight to the church and the boy walks into the confession booth. "Dark in here, huh?" Says the boy.
"Cut the shit, kid. You're in my closet now." Says the priest.
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The labor/management disputes shutting down Eastern Airlines (1986)
Article URL: https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Paradise+tossed%3b+how+a+chance+to+save+American+capitalism+was...-a04262001
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to be taken seriously
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How do you identify a blind man in a nudist beach?
It ain’t hard.
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Saturday, December 24, 2022
Six arrested after Sunnyvale gas station Hacked
Article URL: https://www.mercurynews.com/2022/12/22/six-arrested-after-sunnyvale-gas-station-robberies-total-200000-in-losses/
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A guy gets on an airplane and finds himself sitting next to a talking duck.
A gorgeous young stewardess comes by and asks the guy and the duck if they would like anything to drink.
"I would like a cup of coffee, please," says the guy.
"And I'd like a can of beer, you ugly pig!" shouts the duck.
The stewardess goes and gets a can of beer for the duck. But she is so shaken by the duck's rudeness that she forgets the guy's coffee.
When the stewardess comes back and gives the beer to the duck, the guy notices that she has forgotten his coffee. "Excuse me," he says politely. "I ordered a cup of coffee, but you seem to have forgotten it."
"Yea, you piece of s**t!" yells the duck. "And bring me another beer, you stupid f**king mule!"
The stewardess walks away, thinking about how the duck is swearing now. Once again, she remembers the beer but forgets the coffee.
When the stewardess comes back, the guy figures that if rudeness and swearing have gotten the duck what he wants, maybe it will also get him what he wants. "Listen, you dumb f**king b**ch", he says. "Twice I've ordered a coffee, and twice you've forgotten my coffee. Now bring me my coffee, you fat cow!"
The stewardess loses her patience. She grabs the guy and the duck out of their seats. Then, with one powerful kick, she kicks open the emergency exit and throws the guy and the duck out of the plane.
As they are falling, the duck says to the guy, "You know, you have a pretty big mouth for a guy who can't fly."
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An Oil Prospector Died and went to Heaven
And St. Peter said, "Well, I checked you out, and you meet all of the qualifications. But there’s one problem."
"We have some tough zoning laws up here, and we keep all of the oil prospectors over in that pen. And as you can see, it is absolutely chock-full. There is no room for you.’"
And the prospector said, "Do you mind if I just say four words?"
St. Peter said, "No harm in that."
So the prospector cupped his hands and yells out, "Oil discovered in hell!"
And of course, the lock comes off the cage and all of the oil prospectors start heading right straight down.
St. Peter said, "That’s a pretty slick trick. So," he says, "go on in, make yourself at home. All the room in the world."
The prospector paused for a minute, then said, "No, I think I’ll go along with the rest of the boys. There might be some truth to that rumor after all."
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Book Review: The Hungry Brain
Article URL: https://slatestarcodex.com/2017/04/25/book-review-the-hungry-brain/
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34119525
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Friday, December 23, 2022
Mainland Europe finally gets its first satellite launch facility
Article URL: https://thenextweb.com/news/mainland-europe-gets-first-satellite-launch-facility
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34109743
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This video never fails to crack me up.
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I got a lot of comments yesterday asking to see a video of my family using the ODR (Outdoor Rink). Here is my daughter WOHS (Working on her Skills).
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A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time
"How wonderful! I hope you don't mind me asking, but what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too, and died."
"Oh, how terrible!
I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
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Meson 1.0 Build System
Article URL: https://mesonbuild.com/Release-notes-for-1-0-0.html
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A warning to all you drivers at Christmas
Be careful about drunk driving as we are getting close to Christmas and police are out there checking on people.
Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing led to another and I had a few too many cocktails and then went onto the wine. Not a good idea.
Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the bar and took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyzer tests.
Because I was in a bus they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from
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Thursday, December 22, 2022
The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.”
The zoo administrator was in a bind. There was just no money to transport in a male gorilla for mating to take place. So he decided humans where close enough to gorillas. Someone would have to fuck the gorilla.
After going through all options, offering as much money as the zoo could afford, he approached the weird janitor Hank about it.
“Hank, we need someone to fuck this gorilla. I know it’s weird, but, hey, $500. What do you think?”
Hank thought for a long time, then nodded his head. “I’ll do it. But I need a few weeks to get the $500.”
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Ask HN: What does everyone like for all-purpose business process apps?
Title mostly says it all. I'm looking to use an integrated tool to step up a bunch of business process tracking and automation for a company of 20 people, probably growing to around 30-40 in the coming year.
Is Airtable good for this? Monday.com?
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ELI5 Why is population replacement so important if the world is overcrowded?
I keep reading articles about how the birth rate is plummeting to the point that population replacement is coming into jeopardy. I’ve also read articles stating that the earth is overpopulated.
So if the earth is overpopulated wouldn’t it be better to lower the overall birth rate? What happens if we don’t meet population replacement requirements?
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I turned $15000 into $1.2M during the pandemic
Article URL: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/nov/04/how-i-lost-1m-during-the-pandemic
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I asked my grandpa why it takes him so long to pee. He said
The stream is buffering.
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Wednesday, December 21, 2022
TIL: The vasectomy procedure was pioneered by the Greek physician, Euclipides.
His original instructions were as follows: "Euclipides nuts."
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Convert Home Equity into Bitcoin with Swan Home Equity
Article URL: https://www.swanbitcoin.com/homeequity/
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Microsoft Sued by Call of Duty Gamers
Article URL: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/12/microsoft-sued-by-call-of-duty-gamers-opposing-activision-merger/
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Belligerence at Miami Airport
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What did the homeless man say to the musician?
"You poor man. Here."
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Tuesday, December 20, 2022
A young married couple decides to hire a live-in housekeeper
She cooked and cleaned for this couple everyday and after a few months, the housekeeper grew very close with the couple. One day, she tells them sadly that she is pregnant and not ready to be a mom and doesn’t know what to do. The couple offers to adopt her baby and everything goes very well. A couple years later, the housekeeper tells the couple that she is pregnant again and asks them to adopt her second baby. This time it’s twins and the couple adopts these twins too and a few months later to their surprise, the housekeeper tells them she is quitting the position and moving out. The couple is shocked and confused and asks “Why are you leaving us? What’s wrong?” The housekeeper answers “I’m tired! I never signed up to cook and clean for a family with three kids!”
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We Moved 250 Microservices to Kubernetes with No Downtime
Article URL: https://hackernoon.com/we-moved-250-microservices-to-kubernetes-with-no-downtime
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How i feel all the time
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Did Alanis Morissette ever get her cross-eyed-bear back?
You oughtta know it really wasn’t fair to deny her of the cross-eyed-bear that you gave to her.
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The Transistor Timeline
Article URL: https://spectrum.ieee.org/transistor-timeline
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Monday, December 19, 2022
Network features determine convergence rate of distributed average algorithms
Article URL: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-022-25974-w
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Lawrence Krauss – Stanford Classical Liberalism Seminar Series
Article URL: https://hxstem.substack.com/p/is-woke-science-the-only-science
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God must be an engineer.
Three engineering students are discussing what sort of God must have designed the human body. The first says, 'God must be a mechanical engineer. Look at all the joints." The second says,"I think God must be an electrical engineer. The nervous system has thousands of electrical connections." The third says, "Actually, God is a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
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Elon's Stale Playbook
Article URL: https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-business-playbook-boss-visionary-jerk-spacex-tesla-twitter-2022-12
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Sunday, December 18, 2022
Jeremy Clarkson condemned for ‘vile and disgusting’ tirade at Meghan saying he ‘hates’ her and dreams of people ‘throwing excrement’ at her
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Man: Doc, I’m pathologically afraid of Chemists.
Therapist: i may have a solution.
Man: Holy Shit! Not you too!
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How to get previous URL in react-router-v6?
Article URL: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/74840909/how-to-get-previous-url-in-react-router-v6
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The Backup
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What did Qatar get after spending billions of dollars to stop LGBTQ+ actions in FIFA 2022?
Half naked Argentinian Men Hugging and kissing each other in the end.
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Saturday, December 17, 2022
Show HN: Create keepsakes for your loved ones using AI
Article URL: https://lovelines.xyz
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34031173
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I recently decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim".
I feel so much better telling people I went to the Jim this morning.
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Elon Musk seeks to sell Twitter shares in search of new funds
Article URL: https://www.ft.com/content/bb047c8f-f97d-4e3a-8bbb-50d0494c8c48
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34030752
Points: 2
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Walking through running horses for clout points.
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Friday, December 16, 2022
AI Santa can be customized for your kids in less than 5 mins
Article URL: https://www.inworld.ai/santa
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34019529
Points: 8
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What's a word you said wrong for years, and only recently realised?
My family said "disorienTATed" so that's how I thought it was said. Turns out it's disoriented. Still sounds wrong. What about you?
EDIT: Americans have started showing up. Pack it up boys and girls, was good while it lasted.
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What do you call a magician on a plane?
A flying sorcerer.
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Show HN: The easiest way to run a brainstorm, supercharged with A.I
Hello friends! We've been working hard on building Mimosa, and would love for you to try it! No signups required.
Facilitating brainstorming sessions can be a challenging and time-consuming task. It's difficult to keep everyone on agenda, engaged, and contributing. So we've built Mimosa to be the easiest way to facilitate a brainstorming session.
Imagine if a "digital whiteboard" and a "trello board" had a baby, but built with all the best practices of professional facilitation. With Mimosa, you can minimize bias by allowing team members to contribute anonymously before revealing their ideas. This ensures that everyone has a fair chance to share their thoughts and ideas without fear of judgment.
Once the brainstorming session is complete, you can easily view and export the final results. This allows you to keep track of a meeting's effectiveness and share it with stakeholders.
But the real game-changer is our AI Brainstorming features and it's ability to turn your 1x team into a 10x team. It help generates and collaborates with you in your brainstorming session to help you come up with more and better ideas.
We're both scared and excited to hear all your thoughts, HN! :) Please do let us know any features or improvements you think we should make to help you in your meetings.
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34018355
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Article URL: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603609278664712192
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34018341
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Thursday, December 15, 2022
Direct geld lenen en op je rekening ontvangen
Article URL: https://www.snelgeldlenenbinnen10minuten.eu/minileningen-in-belgie/
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34004702
Points: 1
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Alphabet's Intrinsic several divisions of Open Robotics – the developer of ROS
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34004690
Points: 1
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Solving Grammar’s Greatest Puzzle
Article URL: https://www.cam.ac.uk/stories/solving-grammars-greatest-puzzle
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34004031
Points: 1
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Did you hear about the Nyquil truck that collided with a Mucinex truck?
Amazingly, the entire area was congestion-free for over 8 hours
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Wednesday, December 14, 2022
Two scientists walk into a bar.
“I’ll have H2O,” says the first. “I’ll have H2O too,” says the second. The bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical functions of homonyms in coda positions, as well as pragmatic context.
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Three-Year-Old Valve Tech Blows Meta’s VR Out of the Water
Article URL: https://www.ifixit.com/News/69918/three-year-old-valve-tech-blows-metas-vr-out-of-the-water
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33988013
Points: 2
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My mom in 1978 at 18 years old in Montrose, Colorado. I’m posting this because she has dementia and as soon as I found this picture of her, I reminded her of her timeless beauty and smile, as she often gets down on herself, it is so sad to hear
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