The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.”

The zoo administrator was in a bind. There was just no money to transport in a male gorilla for mating to take place. So he decided humans where close enough to gorillas. Someone would have to fuck the gorilla.

After going through all options, offering as much money as the zoo could afford, he approached the weird janitor Hank about it.

“Hank, we need someone to fuck this gorilla. I know it’s weird, but, hey, $500. What do you think?”

Hank thought for a long time, then nodded his head. “I’ll do it. But I need a few weeks to get the $500.”

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