As the boy is playing his games, he hears his mother's car pulling into the driveway. He runs to hide in his parents closet. His mother is carried into the room by her secret lover and through the crack in the closet door, the boy witnesses everything.
The fathers car pulls up in the driveway a little while later and the mother and lover immediately stop, kiss, and frantically throw their clothes back on and the mother shoves the lover into the closet where the boy is hiding.
The boy says, "Dark in here, huh?"
The lover, taken aback for a bit composes himself and whispers back, "Yep."
The boy says, "I have a baseball bat, you know."
"That's nice.." says the lover
"I'll sell it to you for 500 bucks."
"No thanks, kid. Shhh"
"I saw everything, I'll yell for my dad if you don't buy it."
"..okay okay" and he forks over the money"
A few days later the boy skips school again, and again the mother pulls into the driveway with her lover. So the boy runs to hide in the closet and sees everything again. The father pulls up and again the lover is shoved into the closet to hide.
"Dark in here, huh?" Whispers the boy.
"Shit.." says the lover.
"I got a 500 dollar baseball glove... I'll yell for my da-"
Before the boy can continue his threat, the lover forks over another 500 bucks for the glove.
A few days later, the father asks the boy if he would like to go outside and play baseball. The boy says, " I can't Dad, I sold my baseball bat and glove for 1,000 bucks."
"But son!!" Begins the father, upset. "You know those things weren't worth that much!! You must've scammed someone out of their money. I'm taking you straight to the church so you can confess your sin to the priest."
He takes his son straight to the church and the boy walks into the confession booth. "Dark in here, huh?" Says the boy.
"Cut the shit, kid. You're in my closet now." Says the priest.
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