The doctor examined him and said "do you eat a lot of peas?"
The man nods his head and the doctor says "if you cut them out then everything should go back to normal" so the man does and everything is fine.
Years later he is drinking in a bar with some old guys and one of them says "I could really do with a cigarette, I gave up smoking a few years ago for my health and miss it often".
The second guy says "I had to give up golf to save my marriage and really miss the quiet mornings"
The last guy says "that's nothing, I haven't had a pea in 5 years", the bartender overhearing this jumps on the the bar and shouts "EVERYONE WHO CANT SWIM GRAB A TABLE!"
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