He asks the driver: "Why were you driving this fast?"
"I'm late for work!", he responds
"What are you working as?"
"I'm an asshole-widener."
The cop is confused: "What's that supposed to be?"
"Well," he calmly explains, "I take an asshole and try to put my finger in there, then two, three, four until I get my whole hand in. Then I do the same with my other hand. Once I have both in there, I start to widen the asshole. One foot, 2 feet, 3 feet up to about 6 foot."
The is as disgusted as confused: "What the hell are you doing with such big assholes??"
"Most of the time, we give them a radar gun and put them on the side of the road."
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