One guy takes out a cigar and asks the other if he has a lighter on him. His friend pulls out one of those long lighters and passes it to him. He says “wow that’s quite a lighter you keep on you.” His friend responds, “yeah I got it from a genie.” “A genie?” He asks, “you really have a genie?” He responds, “yeah, I got a genie.” “Wow, can I make a wish?” He asks his friend. His friend says, “sure, but you have to speak clearly as the genie is hard of hearing.” He agrees and his friend passes him the lamp. He rubs it and the genie comes out. “I wish for a million bucks!” The genie agrees and suddenly a million ducks come flocking out onto the lake. The guy is shocked and yells “What the hell? I didn’t wish for that!” His friend responds “I told you he’s hard of hearing. You think I wished for a 10 inch Bic?”
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