A guy was drinking beers one day at his house and he heard some banging on the roof, so he walks outside sees a gorilla on the roof says nope fuck that and goes back inside and watches tv A lwhile later he sees an ad on TV for gorilla removal it says in and out in 30 minutes. The guy calls up the number and about 20 minutes goes by and he hears a knock at his door so he goes to the door and walks out to the guys truck. The gorilla remover then pulls out a ladder, a baseball bat, a bulldog trained to bite nuts and a gun. The homeowner asks what do you need all those tools for to which the professional replies well I’m gonna throw this ladder on the side your house climb up it with the baseball bat and beat the gorilla down and when the gorilla falls the dog is going to bite his nuts making it incapacitated. The homeowner replied that’s pretty smart but what do you need that gun for? The professional said in case that gorilla knocks me off the house you shoot that dog.
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