and he asks "What's the fastest car in this place?"
The car dealer takes him to a super-fast Lamborghini. "This one right here, it will do two-hundred eighty kilometres per hour."
"And do you do custom paint jobs?" The snail asked.
"Yes sir, absolutely anything for our customers." The dealer replies.
"Then I want a huge 'S' painted on every side of this car. The hood, the doors, the roof, the back... I want people to be able to see the 'S' from every angle." The snail demands.
"Of course, sir. May I ask why?" The dealer asked.
"So when I go past people can say 'Man, look at that S car go!!!'."
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