Napoleon is at the annual military parade in Moscow, alongside Putin, engrossed in reading a newspaper.
At his side, Marshal Ney blurts out to him "Your Majesty, look! If only we had such guns, we would not lose Waterloo!"
Napoleon keeps reading. Ney blurts out again, "Your Majesty, look! If only we had such tanks, we would not lose Waterloo!"
Napoleon only keeps reading. Ney blurts out the third time, "Your Majesty, look! If only we had such rockets, we would not lose Waterloo!"
Napoleon finally looks up from his copy of Pravda, and wistfully says to Ney, "If only we had such newspapers, nobody would ever know that we lost Waterloo"
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