- How did he get the wooden leg? - asked the sailor.
- I was fightin' four sharks, I caught three, but one stayed 'n tore me leg off.
- How did you get the hook?
- I was fightin' five sharks, I caught four, but one stayed 'n swallowed me hand.
- And how did you get the eye patch?
- I was admirin' the sky when a seagull came 'n pooped in me eye.
- Is this simply how you lost your eye?
- See, 'twas me first day wit' the hook...
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