An engineer up in Heaven was bored because there was nothing to do. But he heard that lots of things were in disrepair in Hell, so he went down there to see if he could help. Sure enough, everything was broken down, and he started tinkering with things. He started fixing one system after another and got the air conditioning up and running. Things were going along fine until God got wind of this and called down to the Devil.
"Hey, send my engineer back up here!" God said.
"Why?" the Devil replied. "He's fixing things, and now that the air conditioning is working again, it's a lot more comfortable down here!"
"It's not supposed to be comfortable!" God said. "That's the whole point! Now send him back to me!"
"Look, I'm very happy with him, and I'm going to keep him," the Devil said. "Besides, I've got him, and there's nothing you can do about it!"
"We'll see about that!" God said. "I'm going to have a lawyer look into this!"
But the Devil just laughed and said, "Yeah, right! Where are YOU going to find a lawyer?"
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