Saturday, March 4, 2023

Vacuum Salesman

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door of the First house on the street.

A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman entered the living room, opened a big black plastic bag, and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I cannot clean this up within 5 minutes using this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house…" said the lady.

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Friday, March 3, 2023

Show HN: A Free form solution for your website

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Guy gets caught texting “mean things” about the girl sitting next to him

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What do you get when you cross the Titanic and the Atlantic Ocean?

Halfway.

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A man and woman are going at it, when they hear a car out front.

The woman quickly says

"Hurry, out the window, it's my husband."

Frightened, the man grabs his jocks and starts trying to get them on whilst climbing out the window.

Suddenly, he turns around and states

"Hang on, I'm your husband. Why would you do that to me?"

To which she responds

"Why did you try to run?"

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My girlfriend told me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list, so I did.

Now I can’t read it..

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