Wednesday, June 1, 2022

A performer fell through the floor

It was just a stage he was going through

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Ask HN: Who Wants to Be Fired? (June 2022)

Each of us have limits as to the things we're willing to put up with at a job. What's taking you near your threshold?


Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31586253

Points: 3

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Elon Musk to Employees: 'Remote Work Is No Longer Acceptable

Article URL: https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-tesla-return-to-work-remote-work-1849000568

Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31586233

Points: 7

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Thought it said CARAMEL... thanks ASDA

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Man goes in a jewellers

Man goes in a jewellers says I want to buy a potato clock

Jeweller says, I've never heard of one. I've got grandfather, cuckoo and wall clocks, but I've never heard of a potato clock.

Man says I'm starting a new job at 9 tomorrow & the wife said, you'd better get a potato clock

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Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity

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If you would date a guy who is funny, has a house and a good job...and don't mind that he is overweight (beer belly) and balding...I've got news for you:

you're probably Homersexual.

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