For months, I’d noticed my lunch would mysteriously “go missing” from the office fridge. I knew it wasn’t just a mistake because my containers would be emptied and left behind. I tried labeling my food, hiding it in the back of the fridge, even bringing super spicy food to deter them, but nothing worked.
Finally, I had enough. I started bringing in containers filled with random, disgusting stuff to mess with them. One day it was canned dog food disguised as chili, another day it was mashed cauliflower dyed bright green. My masterpiece was a container of jello mixed with tuna. I labeled everything as usual and waited.
Sure enough, the thefts stopped within a week. No one confessed, but I overheard someone complaining about feeling “sick all day” after lunch. I couldn’t help but smile. Am I the petty one here, or did they deserve it?
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