God answers: I will give you the most beautiful companion you have ever seen. They will bring you food, make sure your comfortable, never gets angry, never disobey, and will be the best parent in the world.
Adam replies: Is that going to cost me anything?
God states: To create this perfect specimen, I will need an arm, a leg, and one eye.
Adam responds: Wow that is a lot. What can I get for a rib?
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