A son comes home from school one day and tells his dad he's confused. "Today we learned about practically and theoretically. I tried all day but I don't get it!"
The dad thinks for a minute and tells him "Go ask your mom if she'd sleep with a stranger for a million dollars" The son comes back and says "She said yes right away!" "Now go ask your sister the same thing" Kid runs off and comes back "She thought about it for a moment but also said yes".
The dad sits him down "You see son, now theoretically we have two million dollars, but practically we only got two whores"
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