A couple is having issues in the bedroom. During a visit with another couple, the issue comes up. The second couple starts bragging about a doctor they went and saw.
Wife 2: The doctor is fantastic! Our love life has never been better.
Wife 1: What did he do?
Wife 2: Well, he did a thorough physical exam and then told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and pick up doughnuts and grapes. We were to get naked and I am supposed to toss the doughnuts on my Husband's penis and if I got it on I had to eat it off. My husband then had to take a grape and try to flick it into my pussy and if he gets it in then he eats it out. Oh my god, it worked.
So the first wife gets the doctor's number and sets up an appointment. Just as the second wife had said, both are given thorough physicals and wait expectantly in the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and sits down looking at their file. He sighs and looks at them.
Doctor: I'm sorry but I can't help you out.
Wife: You have to! You helped our friends. Please doctor we are desperate.
The doctor sits and debates for a few minutes and then sighs again.
Doctor: Ok well then on your way home stop at the grocery store and pick up Cheerios and apples.
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