....the type of store that sells everything.
At the end of the first month he is top salesperson, and the boss calls him in for a chat.
"You're amazing" says his grateful boss, "your first month on the job and you're top salesperson already! Not sure how you do it, for example just the other day you sold that customer all the fishing stuff".
"Well, we had gotten around to talking about fishing, and I told him about the special when you buy a pack of lures, we can give you a discount on the tackle box, so he bought both. And then I explained that when he buys a rod and reel, we put the line on the reel free of charge, so he went for that. And while we're at it, I told him about the 20% rebate on the outboard motor, when he purchases a new boat from us".
"Wow! All that stuff, you sold him lures, tackle box, rods and reels, and a new boat and motor, and he just came in looking for fishing lures" exclaims his very impressed manager.
"Well no actually, he didn't come in looking for lures, he came in looking for tampons, so I told him 'hey, your weekends fucked now, you may as well go fishing!'"
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