A bear walks in to a bar and says to the bartender: “rrrrrrrr I’ll have a gin………. and tonic.”
The bartender says: “Sorry we don’t serve bears in the bars of Banff”
So the bear roars and walks out.
The next day the bear walks into the bar and says: “Rrrrrrrrr I’ll have a gin………..and tonic”
The bartender says: “Sorry I already told you we don’t serve bears in the bars of Banff”
So the bear roars loudly and walks out.
The next day the bear walks the bar again and says: “Roooooaaaarrrrrr give me a gin……………..and tonic”
The bartender says: “Look buddy, I’ve told you twice now we don’t serve bears in the bars of Banff”
So the bear roars very loudly and walks down to the end of the bar to a haggard old lady and devours her then walks out.
The next day the bear walks into the bar and says: “Rooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr give me a gin…………….and tonic”
The bartender says: “I’ve already told you we don’t serve bears in the bars of Banff, especially ones on drugs!”
The bear says: “I’m not on drugs!”
The bartender replies: “What about that bar bitch you ate?”
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