Little Johnny was working on the family farm when his mother yelled “breakfast!”
Mother watched from the window as he made his way through the corral to the house. As he walked through the pig pen his mother saw him kick one of the hogs, then as he walked by the milk cow he slapped the cow on the rear, and then as he walked near the chicken coop he threw rock at a chicken.
When he got inside he sat down for breakfast and mother gave him an apple.
“This is all that is for breakfast?”
“For you it is, Johnny. I saw you kick that pig so there will be no bacon for you. Then I saw you throw that rock at the chickens so you’ll get no eggs, and then finally I saw you hit that cow so you’ll get no milk for one month.”
About that time they heard father walking up the front porch and looked out they window. As he stepped on the porch the cat jumped in front of him and hissed. Father kicked at the cat and walked in the house.
Little Johnny looked at his mother and said, “well do you want to break the news to him or should I?”
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