to buy a large cigar. After buying it, he immediately started smoking it inside the store, which annoyed the store owner.
-Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step outside if you're going to smoke that.
-Isn't this a tobacco store that sells cigars?
-Yes, but...
-Then I should be allowed to smoke inside the store.
The store owner got quiet, and the man kept smoking his cigar. But then, the store owner got an idea.
-Sir, could you please come over here behind the cash register?
-Well, okay...
When the man had done as the store owner said, he was violently forced down to the floor. His pants were then removed, and the store owner started having his way with the man who tried to escape, but the store owner was too strong. This went on for ten painful minutes, and the man asked, with tears in his eyes from the ass-pain:
-What the hell was that all about?
-Well, said the store owner, I also sell condoms.
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