She is introduced to the singer and guitarist, then the bass player, who only has one arm. She asks how he plays with only one arm, and he says "watch!"
He proceeds to pull out his enormous erect penis and while he frets his bass he uses his dick to play the strings. He's thrusting and gyrating and just getting it playing the song, all the while this huge throbbing dick is just jamming on the strings.
The groupie, flushed and breathing slightly heavily goes, "oh my that's something." The bass player goes "that's nothing, watch this."
He starts another song, this one a funk lick that has pops and pulls just full of soul. His hips are going crazy, his huge dick slamming the strings over and over. He asks "what do you think about that?"
The groupie, obviously overcome by pure lust, swallows hard and goes, "I have to admit, I'm horny as fuck right now. Is the singer single?"
Edit: Forgot to put [OC].
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