So Three Rottweilers are at the vet in the waiting room, to be seen. They are looking at each other with curiosity.
One finally talks to one of them and asks, what are you doing here?
The other explains to him, that he was lying quietly in the sun in the front garden when the postman came through the gate to deliver mail. "I thought well, well, well, now's my chance and I ran over and I savaged him. So I am here be put down".
The other two express their horror at this as they felt it was a justifiable action.
The second is asked, so what are you doing here?
He proceeded to explain that he was wandering around the garden at his home and this ball came over the fence and hit him on the head. A kid then ran in to retrieve the ball, he explained that he then thought, "I'm not having this so I ran over and I savaged him. So I am here to be put down".
The other two are equally horrified at this as they felt again this was a justifiable action.
It went quiet for a little bit and then one of them asked the first rottweiler, well we explained why we are here, what about you?
So he explained his situation, "I was walking about my house and walked past the bathroom, I noticed my female owner, naked leaning over the bath as it was running. I thought, well, there's an opportunity, so I ran in and I Jumped her from behind and I fucked her".
It went quiet for a minute as they pondered this and they asked, "What? You're being put down for that?"
"Oh no, I'm just hear to get my nails clipped".
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