Chinese takeout: $25.00, Gas to get there: $2.50

Getting home to find they’ve forgotten one of your dishes: Riceless.

Edit: Full disclosure: Yes, it's a repost, but I applied increased cost of living. The takeout used to be $15 and the gas $1.50. Not my fault.

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