It is Christmas and three men die and go up to heaven. At the pearly gates Saint Peter greets them. He tells them because this is a special day each one of them needs to show him they were in the Christmas spirit when they died and they can enter. The first guy steps forward, he digs through all his pockets and pulls out a lighter, “Candle, a Christmas candle.” Saint Peter is impressed and lets him in. The next guy comes forward. He searches and searches his pockets eventually he pulls out some change, shakes it, “Bells, Christmas bells.” Saint Peter is impressed and lets him in. The last guy steps forward. He is searching and searching thinking and thinking, Saint Peter is just about to send him ‘downstairs’ when out he pulls a pair of women's panties. “And those?” Saint Peter asks. “Carols, those are Carols!”
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