So, these two drunk sailors arrive at this Naval port city by boat and they begin to go to each and every one of the bars. Once they get kicked out of one they go to another.
So for the rest of the night they get absolutely wasted, and when they get kicked out of the last bar they begin to stumble back to their boat. They then turn a corner only to run straight into a Commanding Naval Officer going for a late night stroll.
In a moment of drunken brilliance they ask the Naval Officer:
"Hey, Buddy, Do you know where we are?"
Completely offended and outraged the Commander yells at them:
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?"
And so the sailors look at one another and one of them says:
"Uh oh, We don't know where we are, and He doesn't know where he is!"
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