She wanted to be a bit romantic and decided to sit on his lap. Barry was okay at first but after a while he got quite uncomfortable. Barry, being a gentleman would never call his gf "heavy", instead, with a smirk on his face, he says:
"Hey babe, could you get off my lap.. we're in public and you're getting me excited.."
His girlfriend replies:
"Oh really? Is it that small, 'cause I couldn't even feel it?"
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