Thursday, November 3, 2022

A lion notices a monkey by a river, dipping a banana peel into the water

He watches her for a few minutes, as she dips the peel, keeps it under water, and then takes it out, watches the water a bit, repeats. Finally, the lion gives up trying to make sense of the sequence.

"Hey, monkey"

"Hey, lion"

"What in the world are you doing?"

"Ten bucks and I will explain"

The lion pays her.

"Thanks. I'm dipping a banana peel in the water"

"Wtf, monkey? You're the biggest idiot I've ever seen!"

"Sure, I'm an idiot, but I'm making $40 an hour."

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