A man walks in to a busy bar and orders a pint of beer. From the corner of his eye he notices that in the back of the bar, there is a horse with a bucket next to it overflowing with coins. Intrigued by what he just saw he asks the bartender why that horse is there and why there’s a bucket full of cash next to it.
‘Well’ the bartender says, ‘for just 2 euros/dollars, you may try to make the horse laugh. If you manage to do that, the cash is all yours to take home’
‘Alright’ says the man as he walks up to the horse, stand besides it and whispers something in its right ear. Immediately, the horse starts laughing out loud. The man looks at the bartender for confirmation and notably confused but also amused the bartender says ‘I guess we have a winner!’
The man thanks the bartender, takes the bucket of cash, pays his tab and goes home.
A year later, the man is back in town and visits the same bar again, this time to see the horse standing there with and even larger bucket of cash next to it. He asks the bartender, what’s the challenge this time? The bartender smirks and says ‘I don’t know what you did last time but this time you have to make the horse cry to win. Nobody managed to do this in a year so be my guest to try again.’
The man happily agrees and says, ‘I can but I do have to take the horse with me to the restroom for a few minutes, is that okay?’
Visibly confused, the bartender answers: ‘As long as you don’t hurt the horse, fine by me’.
The man takes the horse to the bathroom and after two minutes, they come back, the man smiling and the horse crying its eyes out.
Shocked, the bartender asks the man ‘How? How did you manage to win again? What’s your secret?
The man: ‘Well, the first time I told the horse that I have a bigger penis than him, this time I showed him.’
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