One day, a French, a German, and an Italian spy were captured.

The kidnappers grab the French spy, drag him into the next room, and bind his hands behind a chair.

They then torture him for two hours until he finally cracks, answers all questions, and uncovers all of his secrets.

The kidnappers then grab the German spy.

In the next room, they also tie his hands behind a chair and torture him for 4 hours before he finally cracks and tells them what they want to know.

They then grabbed the Italian spy. Once again, they bind his hands behind the chair and begin torturing him. 4 hours have passed and the spy has not spoken. After 8 hours, 16 hours, and 24 hours, they give up and throw him back into the cell.

The German and French spies are impressed and ask how he managed to remain silent.

"I wanted to, but I couldn't move my hands," the Italian spy says.

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