Three old ladies died and went to Heaven.
The first lady met St. Peter at the gate.
"Welcome to Heaven! You can do whatever you want, but whatever you do, you must not step on a duck."
The woman was confused. She soon found out there were ducks everywhere. On the third day there, she stepped on a duck. St. Peter showed up with a hideous looking man and made them face each other. They were handcuffed together for eternity.
The second woman was also greeted by St. Peter with the same warning. She was a bit more careful but stepped on a duck after two weeks. Same fate. Ugly dude, handcuffed facing each other for eternity.
The third lady was able to go for an entire six months without stepping on a duck. St. Peter showed up with the most beautiful man she had ever laid eyes on and handcuffed them facing each other for eternity.
With a smile she said "What did I do to deserve this"?
The man responded by saying "Lady, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a stupid duck!"
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