This to be told at parties - needs to have women in the audience.
So, the local brothel has been losing business for a while and the owner thought it's time to add some new faces to shore up some business. She had 3 rooms open and could hire 3 more girls.
She puts up an ad on the local newspaper that they are hiring. To her surprise, there is a huge line at the door next morning. Everyone wants to join in, but she can hire only 3. So, she decides that she will run a test to find the most talented ones.
The test was, she would put up something in the ass of the applicants and while blindfolded they have to guess what it was.
The first lady gets ready, she puts in an eggplant. Lady says eggplant, and the owner says, "you passed ".
Another one gets ready, she shoves in a cucumber and the lady says cucumber. Owner says, "you passed".
The next one comes in and the owner puts in .... (at this point teller pretends like he forgot the word carrots). What's that thing, orange,... bunnies eat them. ... wait for any of the ladies to say carrots. Teller then simply says, "you passed".
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