They are sitting on the edge eating their lunches when the first guy stands up. He's the biggest/strongest guy on the site.
He says "Hey, new guy. Want to see something cool about this job?"
The second, new guy on the job pipes up - happy to finally be included in something. "Yeah alright, let's see!"
The third, older guy just hangs his head in disgust as he covers his face in anticipation.
First guy stands right on the edge, 100 stories up. He pulls his pants so they sag and unzips his windbreaker and holds the edges out with his hands, and just... drops off the edge.
Second guy freaks. He's lashing out and runs to the edge screaming in horror. He watches as the first guy just falls in position, down, down, down, and just before he hits the ground, woooooosh! He gets gusted back up onto the ledge.
New guy is frozen..... h-h-HOW THE FUCK... did you doooo that? What did you give me? What the fuck? Why aren't you dead? Hey Old timer! You fucking saw that shit right?
3rd older guy says nothing and stays brooding, now hanging his head downwards and shaking it slowly.
First guy nearly busts a gut laughing and grabs onto the new guy, It's okay, it's okay, its all good fun. Want to see how the trick works?
Second guy eagerly nods while looking on suspiciously with a tepid smile.
First guy brings him to the edge and says "Watch... see how close all these building are and how it creates a bit of a wind tunnel? Well, If you stay in a position where you will catch the wind and don't move a muscle or jump too far out from the building, then the uplift created up against the side of the building by the wind will increase as you approach the ground as long as you stay in position you'll catch the wind coming off the building like a wingsuit and just before you hit the ground it will blast you back up here."
"No fucking way" says the young guy as he laughs this off as a prank.
First guy says "Ill do it again. Here, watch carefully." And he checks his pants grabs holds his jacket opens again, turn and falls". Young guy watches, still terrified but quiet this time as he studies his coworkers fall. The first guy goes down, down, down, he's about to hit the ground and "Wooosh!" he's back on the scaffold. Young guy can't believe his eyes so the first guy does it a couple more times while the old guy remains in silent condemnation.
"Enough! I want to try this shit" says the young guy. First guy just smiles and looks at the quiet old guy with an "i told you so"-glance as the older man get up to go get his own jacket.
First guy stands the younger guy on his edge and tells him to drop his pants a bit so they catch the wind. "Perfect. Now unzip the company windbreaker and hold it open to catch the wind.". First guy isn't even nervous now, he's convinced.
First guy grabs him by the back of the coat and starts to hang him forward with only one arm. "Now remember, no matter what you do, fall, don't jump and don't hesitate. Ready?"
Young guys heart is pumping out of his chest but he's ready. "lets go" he says.
First guy let's go.
Second guy falls.
Down, down, down he goes. He can't even think it's so thrilling.
SPLAT!
First guy starts fucking rolling laughing. Like gasping for air, hearty fucking laughter as the car alarms go off below.
Older guy saunters over, pulls a 20$ out of his jacket and tosses it forward.
"You know... You can be a real fucking asshole sometimes Superman."
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