"Your favorite cat died"
She replied: "WTF man, this took me by surprise, you should've prepared me for such tragic news"
-and how on earth would I do that?
-first you tell me the cat went outside to play, the next day you say the weather has been freezing these few days, I wouldn't be surprised when you tell me that it caught a cold, the next day you tell me that you took it to the vet and he gave it a bunch of antibiotics, the next day you tell me that the cat was allergic to the medicine, next you tell me its health condition is critical, and then you deliver the bad news
-oh! I see
Few days later, he sent to his sister: "grandma went playing outside"
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