Wednesday, July 27, 2022

I woke up one night to the sound of someone breaking in to my house.

I quickly reached for my phone. My wife grabbed it away and whispered "Don't do that, he'll hear you! Take your baseball bat, go downstairs and chase him out!"

I reluctantly took my bat and creeped down the stairs. I tiptoed into the kitchen.

Nobody there.

Slowly, I made my way into the living room.

Nobody there.

Getting really nervous, I crept into the dining room.

Nobody there.

There was one room left- the toilet. I silently approached, gripping my bat, and flung open the door!

Nobody there.

"Where could he be hiding?" I wondered.

Then I remembered-

I don't have a wife.

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