I quickly reached for my phone. My wife grabbed it away and whispered "Don't do that, he'll hear you! Take your baseball bat, go downstairs and chase him out!"
I reluctantly took my bat and creeped down the stairs. I tiptoed into the kitchen.
Nobody there.
Slowly, I made my way into the living room.
Nobody there.
Getting really nervous, I crept into the dining room.
Nobody there.
There was one room left- the toilet. I silently approached, gripping my bat, and flung open the door!
Nobody there.
"Where could he be hiding?" I wondered.
Then I remembered-
I don't have a wife.
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