As it is 21st birthday he decides to go to a bar with his family and get his first beer.
The barkeep pours the beer into the man’s mouth and magically, to his amazement, he grows a torso. The man so stunned and happy decides to go and buy another beer.
The barkeep again pours the beer down the man’s mouth and magically he grows an arm. Again he continues, this time able to actually pour the beer himself, he grows another arm. This goes on until he has a full working body.
Elated, the man who has been helpless his entire life just wants to use his new body so he gets up and starts running. He runs through the bar doors and onto the street. Not even five seconds passes before a truck hits the man and instantly kills him
The barkeep turns to his family and goes “He should have quit whilst he was _ahead_”
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