Doctor: “you took quite a tumble, you are going to need to take it easy and definitely avoid stairs for several weeks while you heal.”
Woman: “I suppose I could sleep in the guest room downstairs.., but what if I realize I need something and it is upstairs?”
Doctor: “Do you have a neighbor you could ask that could help you?”
Woman, resigned to the inconvenience and discomfort of the next several weeks replies: “well, I suppose I could ask a neighbor”.
Six weeks later she visits her doctor for a follow up…
Doctor: “You are healing nicely, but be very careful on stairs for now on, ok?”
Woman: “That is good news, doctor, so you mean I can start using stairs again?”
Doctor: “Yes, but be careful so as not to take another tumble.”
Woman: “Oh, that is wonderful! My neighbor lent me a ladder but it has been quite an ordeal climbing it with this hip!”
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