The doctor said, "As a part of your physical exam we're gonna need a sperm sample, take this jar and bring it back to me tomorrow." The next day comes back and says "Sorry, doctor." He hands her the jar and it's empty." "Well doc, it was like this. I started with my left hand, nothing, then my right hand, still nothing! I asked my wife for help, so then she started with her left hand, nothing, then her right hand, nothing! Then she tried her mouth with her teeth in, then teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Louise, the lady next door, to help. She tried with both hands, then her armpit, she even tried squeezing it between her knees! Still nothing." The doctor replied, "you asked your neighbour!?" "Yup! None of us could get that dang jar open."
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