I was in a plane when the man next to me sneezed, and wiped his knob with a napkin.

I was dumbfounded, but didn't want to make a fuss so I let it go, hoping it just wouldn't happen again. Ten minutes later, the same again: the man sneezed and wiped his knob with a napkin. I was disturbed but decided it must be something medical, so again decided to leave it alone. The third time it happened, curiosity got the better,

" Excuse me, I have to ask, why do you wipe your knob with a napkin every time you sneeze?" " I've got a condition where everytime I sneeze, I ejaculate." " That's awful. What are you taking for it?" " Pepper."

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