I fully acknowledge I first read this joke on Reddit many years ago. But since I haven't seen it posted in a long time, and it's been one of my favorite jokes, I'll give my best retelling of it-
So one day a group of terrorists took over a small village in the middle east. And being the evil, sadistic terrorists they were, they decided to force every adult in the village to play a game. The terrorists made every adult woman in the village put on blindfolds, and made every adult man line up side by side, shoulder to shoulder, and drop their pants.
At this point the terrorists announced that if a woman could correctly identify her husband by his.. junk, that couple would be allowed to live and be set free. But if a woman guessed wrong, the terrorists would kill both that woman and her husband.
The game begins, and the first blindfolded woman starts going down the line of men: "Not mine, not mine, not mine, husband!" And she was right. So being the ethical terrorists they were, those two were set free.
The second woman starts going down the line, "Not mine, not mine, not mine not mine not mine, husband!" And she was right as well, so those two were set free.
At this point, the terrorists were growing a bit bored with their game, and so a couple of the terrorists decided they themselves would drop their pants and mix into the middle of the line with the rest of the village men.
The game resumes, and it's the third woman's turn. She starts going down the line of men and says, "Not mine, not mine, not from village, not mine, husband!"
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