He says, "I'll make love to you three times, and each time will be better than the last. It'll be the best sex you've ever ever had. I'll need a sleep in between bouts, but apart from that it'll be sex sex sexy sex."
Cilla Black agrees, and Tom Jones, true to his word, gives her the most amazing sex she's ever had.
"That was AMAZING," she says.
"I know," says Tom Jones. "But now I need a sleep. And you need to grab hold of my cock with both hands. Don't let go for a second."
"OK," says Cilla. So she dutifully holds on to his cock with both hands whilst he falls asleep. Soon as he wakes up again, he gives her - as promised - sex even better than the first time. It lasts twice as long, and rocks her to the core.
"That was even more amazing," she gasps. "What a lorra lorra cock."
"I know," says Tom Jones. "But now I need a sleep. And you need to grab hold of my cock with both hands while I sleep. You have to promise me not to let go for even a second."
"OK," says Cilla, getting a little concerned. Nevertheless she dutifully holds on to his cock with both hands whilst he falls asleep. Soon as he wakes up again, he gives her - as promised - sex even better than the first and second times. It lasts twice as long, and once again rocks her to the core.
"That was even more amazing," she gasps, thoroughly knackered.
"I know yeah," says Tom Jones. "I told you it would be good."
"One thing though," says Cilla Black. "We've had amazing sex three times now, each more amazing than the last, and each time you've had a little sleep."
"I'm getting old, isn't it?" Explains Tom Jones.
"Yes but each time you slept I've had to hold on to your cock for dear life until you woke up. Why? Is it a sex ritual or something?"
"No," says Tom. "The last time I did this with a Scouser she nicked my wallet."
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