She says yes, to his surprise and he starts to prepare to make the night as memorable as he can for the both of them.
First, he decides he needs to rent a tuxedo. He finds a local shop that does rentals, since he doesn't want to buy one. The line at the clothing store is almost out the door. He gets in line and patiently waits his turn. One by one the line shortens in front of him. When it's finally his turn he says that he wants to rent a tuxedo for his prom. The young man gets his measurements taken, and is outfitted for a tux.
He then decides he wants to arrive in style. He finds an agency that rents limousines, when he gets there the line, again, is almost out the door. He's shocked there is such a market for limousine rentals. Several minutes pass and he gets to the front of the line, he gives the gentleman the details and pays a deposit.
With those two things under his belt and the prom just around the corner, he decides it's time for him to get a corsage. He heads over the florist, there were quite a few people in the shop buying flowers, the florist was so busy. The boy debated leaving when he saw the line but decided to stick it out anyway. He finally gets to the front and settles on a beautiful corsage of carnations.
The night of the prom arrives and everything is perfect. He has his tuxedo, he picks up his date in their limo, and presents her with the corsage. They get to the dance and are enjoying themselves immensely.
"How about a drink?" He asks her.
"I'd love one," she says.
He walks over to the drink station and fills up their cups very quickly before rejoining his date.
"Thank you, that was fast!" She exclaimed.
"Yeah," he responded, "there is no punch line!"
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