"Doctor, where is the heart?"
To which the doctor replies: "it is at the height of your left nipple"
The elderly woman thanks the man and ends the call.
A new day arrives and the doctor reads the headline of his newspaper
"Elderly woman wants to commit suicide, shoots herself in the knee"
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