A very pious priest offers to go hunting with someone from his parish. The guy thinks the priest is a big fusspot, but accepts. [Long]

A few minutes in, the guy(Let's call him John) sees a bear, carefully takes aim, and fires.

He misses the shot, so he yells in frustration, 'Dang it! I missed the bloody bugger!'

The priest, upon hearing this, says, 'Now listen son, that won't do. Rear in your tongue, swearing is a sin'.

So John says, 'Alright Father I'll keep that in mind.'

Some time later, John sees a deer. This time, he's determined not to miss, so he measuredly takes his time and aims veryyy carefully. Just as he thinks he's got it, the deer bolts, and John, startled, misses his shot. He couldn't control himself, he yelled, 'Tarnations! I missed the bastard!'

The priest, very sternly, says 'Son, I swear upon the mighty father, if you cuss another time may you be struck down by lightning there and then.'

John apologises, and they continue hunting.

They then come across a rabbit. John really wants to make at least one kill, so he meticulously positions himself for the shot. But he misses again, and inevitably yells 'Goddamnit! I missed the friggin asshole!'

Immediately, a bolt of lightning struck the priest, crumbling him to ashes.

And a booming voice thundered from the clouds, 'CRAP, I MISSED THE FUCKING LOSER!'

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