Moments later, one of the mules pulling the plow kicks her right in the head, killing her.
After the funeral, the priest walks up to the bereaved man and asks, "I noticed that many people approached you and offered their condolences. Whenever a woman would approach you and speak, I could see you smiling and nodding your head up in down in affirmation. But, whenever a man would speak with you, you'd frown and shake your head 'no'. Why was there such a difference in your reaction?"
"Well, Father", the man replied, "All the women kept remarking about what a wonderful woman my wife was, or how beautiful she looked, and all I could do was agree."
"But what about the men?", asked the priest.
"Well", the man answered, "They kept asking me if I'd be willing to sell them that mule."
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