An elderly man gets a job as a Greeter at Walmart, a very overweight woman comes in with two obnoxious kids, they are shouting and screaming, throwing things about, running around the store causing mayhem, the Greeter, walks over to the woman, encountering a strong smell of Body odour and cheap perfume as he did so, He said to the woman, “ what delightful children, are they twins” The woman turns to him and yells at him “ He’s 8 and the other one’s 5. Why do you think they are twins, you blind or summin?” The man “said, I can’t believe anyone would shag you twice.”
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