After marching through the woods for some hours, they find a farm. Washington knocks on the door and the farmer answers. Washington says "excuse me sir, I'm sorry to bother you. My men and I have been fighting the British all day, and are very tired. Can you put us up for the night?" The farmer looks around and says "well I only have room for one of you." Washington looks around at his 100 men, and points to a young soldier.
"Peters, you were wounded badly in that last battle and kept fighting. You deserve it. Step inside." Peters steps up, and stays with the farmer for the night. Now without their buddy Peters, the men feel as depressed as ever, and have no place to stay. Washington and his battered soldiers continue marching.
Eventually they find a brothel. Washington knocks on the door excitedly and the head mistress answers. "Excuse me ma'am, my men and I have been fighting the British all day, and are very tired. Can you put us up for the night? We can pay." The mistress closes the door for a moment. She excitedly turns around to all the prostitutes. "Its been months of no business girls, no men and no action, but we have a whole caravan of handsome young soldiers to service here! Get ready!" The girls giggle excitedly and begin to primp for all the soldiers, having gone months with no business.
The mistress opens the door and says to George "we'd be happy to put you up! How many of you are there?" Washington turns around and looks at his men, and says "well, 99 without Peters." The mistress says,
"You've gotta be shitting me."
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