When I opened my door, before I could even talk to him, he dumped a bucket of dog shit on my carpet
He then said “if this vacuum cleaner doesn’t clean your carpet within 2 minutes, I will personally eat whatever’s left of the shit
To which I replied “well you better be hungry because my electricity has been cut off since 5am”
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